Rehearsal day one.

"Stage Manager, could you please let the singers know what their calls are tomorrow?" - Me

"Um... I don't even know".- Lazy Ass Stage Manager


I PRINTED OUT A SCHEDULE AND PUT IT ON THE FUCKING SIGN IN BOARD WILL YOU PLEASE GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS AND LOOK AT IT AND GIVE THE CALL AND OH, BTW WHY THE FUCK DON'T YOU HAVE A PRINTED COPY IN YOUR PAPERWORK, YOU ARE THE FUCKING STAGE MANAGER!!!!!!!!!

Breathing.  Breathing.  Breathing.