Found out today that Marketing Assistant (the one who loves to have "jury duty"), sent a passive aggressive email to one of our prominent marketing partners telling him she no longer worked for us and would not be picking up the pr materials he made up for us, even though she was over 2 WEEKS LATE picking them up. 

Saga not over yet.

Also found out she sent an email to our Educational Director, asking her to please pick up all the banners, flyers and posters she had in her possession because she did not feel comfortable being "face to face" with me.

That's probably a good idea.  Cause I'm about to punch her. 




 

Received email from OTHER marketing person today (the assistant). This lovely little lady was on jury duty in a town 3 hours away during the entirety of our last production schedule.  "Jury Duty": fucking her boyfriend in a town 3 hours away on an extended spring break vacation.

N-E-Wayz- sooo glad she emailed me and let me know that her three private voice students and student loan debts will mean I must severely limit the amount of work she does for the company.

Also, when being assigned her limited amount of work, she would prefer the work has nothing to do with the following: passing out flyers, hanging posters, coordinating others to hang posters, selling ads, attending pr events, digital marketing, etc.

But, luckily, she let me know that if we still needed teachers for the new educational component, she was available.

Oh, and, can she still keep her company email address?  Kthxbye.


PS Today is my birthday. Perhaps I will have some cake.  With a side of despair.

Had to fire Marketing Director over Facebook- wouldn't answer her emails or phone.  Received most awesome break up letter ever from her. 

Dear AD,
I must say that I am very surprised and disappointed by this e-mail. Facebook is probably the best way to reach me. I cannot afford internet service at my house presently, and since I've been stuck at home I typically can only access things through my phone. Thank you for letting me know about my phone, I'm not sure why it wouldn't let you call me. My dad just came by my house because he had the same problem when trying to call me earlier this morning. It is working now.

I think that we have a huge misunderstanding here. Perhaps I didn't give you enough information about how serious my health problem was. This recovery period has taken me out of the loop on 99% of my activities. I've been in and out of treatment almost every day. It has also been hard to speak with anyone due to the device I have to wear right now. Then I was in a major car accident that has pretty much incapacitated me and left me to rely solely on other people. I'm very lucky to be alive right now.

I do apologize about not getting the money to you for that ad. Honestly, that has been the farthest thing from my mind. My car was totaled and I am still waiting to get the contents out of it.  I'm not usually the forgetful type, but I've been under too much pressure.   

Love (did she really just sign off with LOVE?)
Marketing Director

PS. Her facebook post 2 hours prior:
Lunch downtown with my mommy. ♥  Then DG party! Whoo!

Day 21- email from Marketing Director.  She's too sick to attend the pr event. Drove her car into a pole. Had a dentist appointment. Has no internet in her home or phone. Been throwing up all day. (ALL THIS IN ONE EMAIL!)

BUT.......


She forgot she's my friend on facebook.  Please enjoy the following statuses. 

April 12

It's never to early for a poolside cranberry vodka in the Florida sun.

April 11

 Bring on the gun range!

April 10

Of Montreal Concert.  Front Row. Perfect.

April 10

Flight #2 booked. :-)

March 30

Amazing vacation. Flying out first class tomorrow morning, and hot British guy complimenting my hair and eyes.

Day 20 of not hearing from my Marketing Director has prompted this blog.

Cricket.


Cricket.