Had to fire Marketing Director over Facebook- wouldn't answer her emails or phone.  Received most awesome break up letter ever from her. 

Dear AD,
I must say that I am very surprised and disappointed by this e-mail. Facebook is probably the best way to reach me. I cannot afford internet service at my house presently, and since I've been stuck at home I typically can only access things through my phone. Thank you for letting me know about my phone, I'm not sure why it wouldn't let you call me. My dad just came by my house because he had the same problem when trying to call me earlier this morning. It is working now.

I think that we have a huge misunderstanding here. Perhaps I didn't give you enough information about how serious my health problem was. This recovery period has taken me out of the loop on 99% of my activities. I've been in and out of treatment almost every day. It has also been hard to speak with anyone due to the device I have to wear right now. Then I was in a major car accident that has pretty much incapacitated me and left me to rely solely on other people. I'm very lucky to be alive right now.

I do apologize about not getting the money to you for that ad. Honestly, that has been the farthest thing from my mind. My car was totaled and I am still waiting to get the contents out of it.  I'm not usually the forgetful type, but I've been under too much pressure.   

Love (did she really just sign off with LOVE?)
Marketing Director

PS. Her facebook post 2 hours prior:
Lunch downtown with my mommy. ♥  Then DG party! Whoo!